Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent is out now!
“I laughed out loud”
“Sad Beige is one of the funniest people on the Internet and everywhere else”
“DeRoche takes us on a harrowing tour of child-rearing in the algorithm era, a maddening labyrinth ... that will ring painfully true for any new parent.”
Praise for Hayley DeRoche’s other work
“hilarious”
“skewering ... very funny ... hysterical”
“incredible”
““unpaid stooge””
“scathingly glib”
“best poet of 2025”
